Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Blogging vs. Imploding

That obtusely oblivious, dysfunctionally devious, mental-monarchy of the mainstream media has "spared me reality" in favor of their commEUnist agenda one too many times. I gotta blog.

I'm just a middle-aged, boringly-white, soccor-karate-taxi-mom, trying to make a living and keep the kid on a track of decency and the animals fed and my computer up to date. I'm nobody special for an opinion, but since I can't join my country's soldiers and there is no secret society like Real Americans for the Revocation of Jihadian Existence and Moronian Persistence inviting me in, there is little I can do but rant.

I might settle for one of the solutions of my native ancestors---the honey in the desert option has real potential, my oh my, if only the editor of the NY Times would visit Oklahoma, as just one example. We could leave him printouts of actual news to read during his remaining time, so he would encounter that novel beast at least once before showing up fashionably late to that great multicultural mecca in the sky.

Yes I know, rich liberals on the commu-coasts would call this "flyover" country with a sneer, but I could go for that: fly them over, 'cause I invite them to drop in to visit us... from 20,000 feet. We can reshingle the roof. Really, we'll do it, no charge. (The sacrifices we make to support our country.)


Well, back to working for a living for awhile.

1 comments:

McTANK said...

This is my first post and since I'm talking to myself here, I thought I ought to see what a 'comment' looks like, so I can mess with the style display if I need to... - P/McT